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Smarter Than Einstein

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister's hand, thanked him for the sermon and said........ more.....

Father of Many

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it's about. "Why do you wear your collar........ more.....

Electric Razor

An unhappy-looking old man had stood in the long gift return line at the store. Finally he made it to the counter with his package. The clerk, observing his........ more.....

The Big Red One

Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As soon as he arrived in town, people began to........ more.....

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