Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Sms 'n' Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Sms 'n' Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Pyar ka bulb fuse naa karna !

Posted: 18 Feb 2008 01:13 PM CST


Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!

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Who is a successful woman ?

Posted: 18 Feb 2008 07:10 AM CST


A successful man is one who makes more money than his girlfriend can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

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  1. Sanjay Leela Bhansali To Marry Vaibhavi Merchant
  2. Get Ready For Shahrukh Khan Stamps
  3. Aishwarya On Her Pregnancy Rumors
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Sanjay Leela Bhansali To Marry Vaibhavi Merchant

Looks like Bollywood is gearing for another wedding. Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali and choreographer Vaibhavi Merchant may tie the know much to the surprise ofbhansali_big.jpg industry insiders. According to a family source, the wedding is to take place in the last week of March after Sanjay returns from Paris...

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Get Ready For Shahrukh Khan Stamps

NEW DELHI: Celebrities and national icons can now find immortality through postage stamps during their living years, if the government decides to end the decades long custom of honouring people only posthumously.SRK-FRENCH.jpg

"We are considering a proposal to issue stamps on young achievers in various...

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Aishwarya On Her Pregnancy Rumors

Poor Aishwarya Rai, the woman just cannot get a break when it comes to her pregnancy speculations. Rumors were once rife that the Bachchan Bahu has been visited by the stork but Ash was quick to dismiss the.abhisek%2Band%2B%2BAishwarya.jpg

"After hearing the gossip about my pregnancy, I got numerous phone calls from...

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Sms 'n' Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

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Tajmahal ki shaan mein ek shayari

Posted: 17 Feb 2008 05:29 PM CST


Zinda hai shahjahan ki chahat ab tak,
Gawah hai mumtaz ki ulfat ab tak,
Jaake dekho tajmahalko aye doston,
Patharse tapakti hai mohabbat ab tak..
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kaash khuda ne hume kitaab banaya hota

Posted: 17 Feb 2008 05:27 PM CST


Kash khudane hame ek kitab banaya hota,
Use padhne ke liye sirf aapko banaya hota,
Aap adhte padhte so jate,
Isi bahane hame gale to lagaya hota…

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My Investigation Proved Transfer of $25,000,000.00

(Re: Transfer of $25,000,000.00)
(Twenty Five Million USD)
Email: ahmedhash0@yahoo.fr

Good Day ,
I am Mr Ahmad Hashmi, the Senior & Auditor General of a Bank, during the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 2000 and since 2003 nobody has operated on this account again.

After going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is a foreigner, a miner and an industrialist. He made millions of dollars before he died victoriously .Since DEC 26 2003 website details as follow: <http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/>
and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it.

My investigation proved to me that the account has no other beneficiary and that until his death he was the manager director of aluminium & steel industries (PTY). SA. We will start the transfer with the total sum involved {twenty Five million dollars [$25,000,000.00 only, into your account, as a safe foreigners bank account abroad, but I don't know any foreigner abroad that's why I have contacted you to bear the legal sole beneficiary of the fund.

I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business. Also send your private telephone number and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit. I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down in this business proposition.

With my influence and the position in the bank, as an official whom is working in our favour we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.

The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately you receive this fund leaving and they will be no trace to any place and to build confidence you can wrote immediately to discuss with me the modalities,after I will make this remittance in your presented account and fix my resign date, to fly down to your country at least 7 days ahead of the fund transferred and confirm into the account.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 45% of the total amount, 50% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses might have incurred during the process of transferring. Reply to my private mail,::ahmedhash0@yahoo.fr I am waiting for your reply.
Best Regards,
Mr Ahmad Hashmi

Sunday, February 17, 2008

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Do not ignore me please,
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Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
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  1. Ultimate techno geeks welcome home.
  2. Philips wired wallpaper concept.
  3. Incapacitator- A Flashlight that's more effective than a gun.
  4. McDonald's uses Feng Shui to bring in harmony and clients
  5. Inferno the ultimate burglar repellant.
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Ultimate techno geeks welcome home.

The outgoing Linux Australia group president of a Web application development company called Internet Vision Technologies has a technologically pimped out home, in which just about anything from watering the lawn, to opening his blinds, or checking the mail can be controlled through a software environment. Jonathan Oxer is an electronics and coding whiz who apparently has an RIFD tag implanted in his arm that opens his front door and his front gate is hooked up with gigabit Ethernet...

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Philips wired wallpaper concept.

Changing the lighting in your home isn't as easy as it may seem, especially when you buy that new massage chair beside the TV. You may need to move the lights all the way around the room or the house for that matter. In any case, since the wiring has to be embedded beneath the surface of the wall and the wall has to be plastered over and repapered or painted. Change your mind about where the light fixture...

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Incapacitator- A Flashlight that's more effective than a gun.

The ultimate gizmo to repel an attack isn't one that can destroy the opponent but rather make him immobile yet be left alive. For riots and chaotic situations, police often use tasers, rubber bullets and pepper spray to try and control the crowd. But there could soon be a new weapon in their arsenal: a hi-tech flashlight with a big punch. Nausea and a feeling of disorientation soon follow. The device is called the "LED Incapacitator." Intelligent Optical Systems...

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McDonald's uses Feng Shui to bring in harmony and clients

I was totally overwhelmed by the concept of Feng Shui when I visited Hong Kong last year. I was amazed to see how big business houses and financial institutions employed grand masters to work with their architects when they built their offices. The mysticism associated with such practices may seem trivial to us, but it holds an important place in the East. In Feng Shui importance is given to the placement and arrangement of space so as to achieve...

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Inferno the ultimate burglar repellant.

Having the latest home security system isn't enough to stop determined thieves; you have to have something that will repulse their instincts. Something even Bond wouldn't want to experience. Inferno is a "sonic barrier," a long metallic speakerbar that generates a sound made of four frequencies between 2 and 5 kilohertz. The sound itself is 125dB, which is the typical sound made by an alarm. Extreme reactions that this sound will cause if you are exposed to it for...

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Google's Android makes a show at MWC

Texas Instruments had the honor of showing a white-label phone operating on Android with working internet. Finally the first mobile phone operating on this platform is shown to the public. Android as an operating system will end up in the same section as where the Symbian and Windows Mobile systems are. We think, there is not much news in comparison with other platforms, but it could be the software developers that are working on the software for Android will...

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Skuku- first soft phone independent of cellular operators

Skuku is the first soft phone roaming solution independent of and unrelated to any cellular operator. EIM Telecom has introduced it. The solution combines GSM technology with the Internet and allows you to make VoIP and IM calls via the Internet and PC. It works this way; the Skuku stick (a USB device) turns a PC into a mobile phone once a SIM-card is inserted. So essentially you pay only the local airtime charges when making and receiving calls...

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Panasonic intros pro AVCHD camcorders

Panasonic is gearing up to intro new stuff at the NAB show this April and as a prelude, it's gone ahead and announced the AG-HMC150, an AVCHD SD card-based camcorder. Panasonic has also announced the reasonably priced pro HD options, which includes the HDV-based AG-HVX200. Besides borrowing the older, standard def AG-DVX100's design factor, the HMC150 will slot in a trio of new 1/3-inch CCDs with native 16:9 aspect ratios, and support all the various 1080 and 720 progressive...

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Sms 'n' Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

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A funny, self boasting sms humor

Posted: 16 Feb 2008 01:45 PM CST


What do I do when I see someone extremely goodlooking?
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I smile and
when I get tired
I put the MIRROR down!!!

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Aman-Chaman Fighting in examination hall

Posted: 16 Feb 2008 01:43 PM CST



Aman Chaman were fighting after exams.
Sir: Why are you fighting?
Aman: this fool left d answer sheet blank.
Sir: So?
Chaman: even I did the same,
Now teacher will think we copied…
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