Tuesday, April 22, 2008

{funlok} Digest Number 853

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
: Anna Beatriz Barros - JLO Fashion Line ( 18+ ) From: umrao.jaan
2.
: Space Dude From: umrao.jaan
3.
: Janch seva samithi From: umrao.jaan
4a.
: I knew you would come From: umrao.jaan
5.
: Hungry Crocodile From: umrao.jaan
6.
: CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 From: umrao.jaan
7.
: Kids kids kids ( always funny ) From: umrao.jaan
8.
: Buddhist Nokia phone From: umrao.jaan

Messages

1.

: Anna Beatriz Barros - JLO Fashion Line ( 18+ )

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)

Anna Beatriz Barros

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More Cool Links for U :

- Japan Crazy Machine ( wOw )
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/japan-crazy-machine-wow.html>
(video)
- 3D Conventional Photography
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/3d-conventional-photography.html>
(pics)
- Wedding Query..( Computers Joke )
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/wedding-query..-computers-joke.html>
- Have A Fun ( Amazing AD )
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/have-a-fun-amazing-ad.html>
(video)
- Army Helicopter
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/army-helicopter.html>(pics)
- Two Blondes with hammers
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/two-blondes-with-hammers.html>
(joke)
- Funny Rally Accident ( Oops.. )
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/funny-rally-accident-oops.html>
(video)
- Amazing Laptop Made of Brass & Wood
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/amazing-laptop-made-of-brass-wood.html>
(pics)
- Which Gender is Intelligent ?
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/which-gender-is-intelligent.html>
(joke)
- Extraordinary Buildings !
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/extraordinary-buildings.html>
(video)
- 2008 Olympics Swimsuits
<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/2008-olympics-swimsuits.html>
(pics)
- Wedding Rehearsal
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/wedding-rehearsal.html>(joke)

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2.

: Space Dude

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)

Space Dude

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Navigate the Space Dude through all 10 levels while destroying all the
aliens that get on your way.
<http://gamelok.com/index.php/action/space-dude.html>
*click here to play this
game..*<http://gamelok.com/index.php/action/space-dude.html>

***~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~***
More Random Games for U :

- Road Blocks<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/road-blocks.html>
- Click Maze<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/click-maze.html>
- Klax 3D <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/klax-3d.html>
- Alchemy <http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/alchemy.html>
- Salta Col <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/salta-col.html>
- Celebrity Photo
Hunt<http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/celebrity-photo-hunt.html>
- Click Maze <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/click-maze.html>
- Crazy Cube<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/crazy-cube.html>
- Cosmo Pilot<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/cosmo-pilot.html>
- Timebot <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/timebot.html>
- Hunga Hatch<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/hunga-hatch.html>
- Ball Bounce<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/ball-bounce.html>
- Deep Pearl <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/deep-pearl.html>
- Gold Panic<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/gold-panic.html>
- Art Thief <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/art-thief.html>
- Gem Game <http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/gem-game.html>
- Twins Deluxe<http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/twins-deluxe.html>
- Dropz <http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/dropz.html>
- Zodiac Tower<http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/zodiac-tower.html>
- Star Gazer<http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/star-gazer.html>
- More Beer <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/more-beer.html>
- Gyro Ball <http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/gyro-ball.html>
- Cosmo Pilot <http://gamelok.com/index.php/puzzle/cosmo-pilot.html>
- Sparks <http://bugzu.com/index.php/puzzle-games/sparks.html>

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3.

: Janch seva samithi

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)

Janch seva samithi

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A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state
of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.

"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to
phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no.
Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum
samaj jayen GE." <http://smsguru.in/>

~~~~~~~~~ <http://smsguru.in/>

Kitni hasin ho tum
Khudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo

Sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahin
Galeme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo <http://smsguru.in/>

~~~~~~~~~ <http://smsguru.in/>

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam
karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. <http://smsguru.in/>

~~~~~~~~~ <http://smsguru.in/>

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri
tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na <http://smsguru.in/>.

~~~~~~~~~

Few More Desi SMS 4 U : (1) dilevery k
waqat<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/dilevery-k-waqat.html>
(2) Pathan & girl
friend<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/pathan-girl-friend.html>
(3) bathroom me
sher<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/bathroom-me-sher.html>
(4) sugar box<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/sugar-box.html>
(5) brain ka opreation<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/brain-ka-opreation.html>
(6) maa ki tabiyat<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/maa-ki-tabiyat.html>
(7) In art gallery<http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/in-art-gallery.html>
(8) parrot <http://smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/parrot.html>

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4a.

: I knew you would come

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)

I knew you would come
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There were two childhood buddies who went through school and college and
even joined the army together. War broke out and they were fighting in the
same unit. One night they were ambushed.

Bullets were flying all over and out of the darkness came a voice, "Harry,
please come and help me."

Harry immediately recognized the voice of his childhood buddy, Bill. He
asked the captain if he could go.

The captain said, "No, I can't let you go, I am already short-handed and I
cannot afford to lose one more person. Besides, the way Bill sounds he is
not going to make it." Harry kept quiet.
<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/i-knew-you-would-come.html>

Again the voice came, "Harry, please come and help me." Harry sat quietly
because the captain had refused earlier.

Again and again the voice came.

Harry couldn't contain himself any longer and told the captain, "Captain,
this is my childhood buddy. I have to go and help."

The captain reluctantly let him go. Harry crawled through the darkness and
dragged Bill back into the trench. They found that Bill was dead.

Now the captain got angry and shouted at Harry, "Didn't I tell you he was
not going to make it? He is dead, you could have been killed and I could
have lost a hand. That was a mistake."

Harry replied, "Captain, I did the right thing. When I reached Bill he was
still alive and his last words were 'Harry, I knew you
would<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/i-knew-you-would-come.html>come."'

&&&&&&&&
Few more lovely stories 4 U:
a. The donkey <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/the-donkey.html>
b. God created <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/god-created.html>
c. It's Really True<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/it-s-really-true.html>
d. The Lagoon <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/the-lagoon.html>
e. The Tailor's
Needle<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/the-tailor-s-needle.html>

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5.

: Hungry Crocodile

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:04 am (PDT)

Hungry Crocodile

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More Cool Links for U :

- Mentos ( Funny Desi AD
)<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/mentos-funny-desi-ad.html>
(video)
- Chinese Graffiti
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(pics)
- Santa and Banta<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/santa-and-banta.html>
(joke)
- Baby Meditation Sleep ( Funny
)<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/baby-meditation-sleep-funny.html>
(video)
- City of toothpicks<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/city-of-toothpicks.html>
(pics)
- Strict advise<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/strict-advise.html>
(joke)
- Heart Attack ( Funny
)<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/heart-attack-funny.html>
(video)
- Commando training<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/commando-training.html>
(pics)
- Student Vs
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(joke)
- Pig Feeding Tiger Cubs ( ?
)<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/pig-feeding-tiger-cubs.html>
(video)
- Nice creations<http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/nice-creations.html>
(pics)
- Worlds most embarrassing
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6.

: CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:04 am (PDT)

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/customer-care-in-2020.html>

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor,
Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and
your mobile is 0142662566.
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/customer-care-in-2020.html>

Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for
sure?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/customer-care-in-2020.html>

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
Rs 2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969
Vintage Scooter,...registration number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you
were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for
driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador
bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/customer-care-in-2020.html>[Faints]

~~~~~~~~

Few More Jokes 4U : (1)
<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/2-elderly-ladies.html>
*Miss World in Swimsuit Be
Careful<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/miss-world-in-swimsuit-be-careful-visual-joke.html>
* (2) * LOW BUDGET
AIRLINES<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/low-budget-airlines-visual-joke.html>
* (3) Husband & Wife <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/husband-wife.html>
(4) What does Marriage
Means?<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/what-does-marriage-means.html>
(5) Men's Logic <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/men-s-logic.html>

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7.

: Kids kids kids ( always funny )

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:04 am (PDT)

8.

: Buddhist Nokia phone

Posted by: "umrao.jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:05 am (PDT)

Buddhist Nokia phone

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This shiny and pretty gold phone is a modified Nokia N95 that's been decked
out in a Buddhist theme. It looks both enlightened and at peace with the
universe.

<http://hitslot.com/?p=226>
<http://hitslot.com/?p=226>
<http://hitslot.com/?p=226>
Click here to checkout full article <http://hitslot.com/?p=226>

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More Tech Updates for U :-)

- SMS and Email Pen <http://hitslot.com/?p=222>
- World's smallest 8GB flash drive is shock, water
resistant<http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/peripherals/worlds-smallest-8gb-flash-drive-is-shock-water-resistant.html>
- New phones for 2008 -2010 <http://hitslot.com/?p=221>
- CTIA 2008 - Nokia N810 Internet Tablet WiMAX Edition Coming
Soon<http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/cellphones/ctia-2008-nokia-n810-internet-tablet-wimax-edition-coming-soon.html>
- The Telescope for iPhone <http://hitslot.com/?p=220>
- Dubai Projects<http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/architechture/dubai-projects.html>
-
Architechture <http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/architechture/>
- The Most Expensive Iphone in the World <http://hitslot.com/?p=219>
- Futuristic Movie Theater in
China<http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/architechture/futuristic-movie-theater-in-china.html>
- Skateboard Made Furniture <http://hitslot.com/?p=218>
- The Nokia 7070 Prism
clamshell<http://gadgetgearz.com/index.php/cellphones/the-nokia-7070-prism-clamshell.html>
- Moon Shaped Skyscraper <http://hitslot.com/?p=216>
- Interior designer's nightmare: magnetic curtains<http://hitslot.com/?p=215>

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