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LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in Ashes... But don't worry - we are chain smokers   Ur smile can be compared to a flower Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo Ur innocence to a child But in stupidity U have no comparison U r the best   True love is like a pillow U can hug when u r in trouble U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy So when u need true love Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow       Dear Friend,   When I ask u flower, U give me bouquet When I ask u a stone U give me a statue When I ask u a feather U give me peacock   ARE U REALLY DEAF ?       January to December Sunday to Saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed..... .. U.... R.... Always.... A HEADACHE to me !!!!     When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, The world seems to be fading away, Come along with me I'll take u an eye specialist !!   If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage   During Marriage ceremony why  are you made to sit on the horse ? You are   given  your  last chance to run away.   Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... . Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a Fool........ ....     I wrote ur name on the sands....... ...... It got washed away, I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........ It got blown away, So I wrote ur name in my heart....... ......   I got a HEART ATTACK     I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!     When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring means I like u; 3 means I miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot   Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW !   The human brain is most outstanding thing....... It functions 24hrs 365 days..... It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love     SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards   A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....     Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler   had  commited suicide ♪Яεgαг∂š♪   ♪ V!κŧ ♪ Moderators: aika_rani@yahoo.com moderatormumtaz@gmail.com   Rani & Mumtaz

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