Friday, January 23, 2009

. :Kute_Group: . Digest Number 1654

Messages In This Digest (3 Messages)

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Jokes of the Day From: Mehak
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Amazing Pictures From: Sameera
3a.
Funny Clips of the Day From: Ayesha

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Jokes of the Day

Posted by: "Mehak" neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:47 am (PST)


Jokes of the Day

Kid: mom kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
mom: nahi to
kid: to phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kaise?

lady: mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
dr: kiss kitni bar karti ho?
lady: sal main ek bar
dr: infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

ek admi ne saas k pass saanp betha dekha
saanp se bola: meri saas ko dus lo.
saanp: abay kiya dus loon?
main to khud apna zehar easy load karwane aata hoon.

girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir,
kiya aap mere face se ek chez hata sakte hain?
man: khush hote hue haan haan bolo kiya?
girl: manhos aadmi apni nazrain.

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,
jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!

Husband and Wife were fighting.
Husband says: tu sali kutti,
wife replies: tu sala kutta,
their child who was nearby said: "Main sala Puppy"

Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli si,
I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".
Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal,
main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U pied your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

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Amazing Pictures

Posted by: "Sameera" neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:47 am (PST)


Amazing Pictures

Strange Buildings of the World

Click here to see more Pictures

http://cuteamazing-fun.blogspot.com/2009/01/strange-buildings-of-world.html

Medical miracle

He survived against all the odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again.
When his body was cut in two by a lorry in 1995, it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived.

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http://cuteamazing-fun.blogspot.com/2008/05/miracle-man-walks-again.html

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http://www.kutefun.com/hotels/hotels%20and%20buildings.htm

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Funny Clips of the Day

Posted by: "Ayesha" neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:47 am (PST)


Funny Clips of the Day

Too Funny Animals

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http://www.kutefun.com/videos/funnyvideos/funny%20animals%20clips.htm

Funny Engagement

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Funny Karate

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