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10a.: : WET PANTS

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:23 am (PST)

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WET PANTS

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There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there
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He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how
this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the
boys find out he will never hear the end of
it..<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he
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The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays
this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes
from now I'm dead meat." <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her
eyes that says he has been
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As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a
goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher
and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's
lap.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to
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"Thank you, Lord! Thank you,
Lord!"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the
object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym
shorts to put on while his pants dry
out.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his
desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule
that should have been his has been transferred to someone else -
Susie.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you
klutz! " <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy
walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't
you?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once
too."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do
good.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but God
is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He
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Keep the faith. <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

"When God Answers your Prayer He is increasing your
Faith,<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

When He delays, He is increasing your
Patience,<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>

When He Don't Give U Anything, He has Something
<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/wet-pants.html>BETTER"

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11.: : Boys Vs Girls ( Game )

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Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:06 am (PST)

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12.: : Oooppss

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