Sunday, February 1, 2009

{funlok} Digest Number 1131

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
: Amazing Talented Squirrel : wOw : From: Umrao Jaan
2.
: Funniest newspaper adz From: Umrao Jaan
3.
: We are men :) From: Umrao Jaan
4.
: Statues From Around The World From: Umrao Jaan
5.
: Baby's' room From: Umrao Jaan
6.
: Deepika, Ranbir & Shahrukh for Pepsi Ad From: Umrao Jaan
7a.
: Painting with Light From: Umrao Jaan
8.
: Boating Bloopers ( lOl ) From: Umrao Jaan

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1.

: Amazing Talented Squirrel : wOw :

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:12 pm (PST)

2.

: Funniest newspaper adz

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:12 pm (PST)

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: We are men :)

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:01 pm (PST)

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The Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing
the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is
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: Statues From Around The World

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:01 pm (PST)

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5.

: Baby's' room

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sun Feb 1, 2009 1:01 am (PST)

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A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,
He was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV
launch to avoid baby.

The next morning he saw a young, charming n very pretty girl on the
breakfast table.
Who r u? The boy asked.

I'm baby and u?
Main ullo ka patha :p
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Son: Abba idher aa

Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,

Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.
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A boy went to meet his girl friend,
When he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
Boy: us se milne,
Mom: kisliye?
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: Deepika, Ranbir & Shahrukh for Pepsi Ad

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sun Feb 1, 2009 1:01 am (PST)

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: Painting with Light

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sun Feb 1, 2009 3:05 am (PST)

8.

: Boating Bloopers ( lOl )

Posted by: "Umrao Jaan" Undisclosed@.missing-host-name.   umrao.jaan

Sun Feb 1, 2009 3:05 am (PST)

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